Ellipses...

You know it will be or has been a long day when...

...you know you did some serious dreaming the night before but can't recall any of it once the clock radio comes on.

...you swore you saw that Norbit received an Academy Award nomination.

...less than an inch of snow apparently causes drivers who ought to know better to lose all sense and back up traffic during the morning commute.

...you take out your apartment keys to get into the office and work keys to get into your home.

...it's 4:00 p.m. and you would swear that the previous seven hours took two minutes.

...the sun set a couple hours before you leave the office for the day.

...you feel like you might like to knit except that you fall asleep around 9:00 p.m. and thus throw off an already askew sleeping pattern.

...your eyes glaze over while thumbing through the new Knit Picks catalog because it's too much to process.

...it wasn't a hallucination: Norbit received an Academy Award nomination.

...this counts as the day's blog post.