Second verse, same as the first

The story is pretty much the same. Man knits in public. People look on with a certain degree of amusement. Man doesn't really care what the others think. Oh, by the way, did you know that knitting was originally a male activity?

All right, so I've read more than my share of men who knit stories like this one. There's nothing inherently wrong with this piece or the many others like it. I'm just amused by how all of them unwittingly follow the template.