If only it were at The Knitting Factory

I'm not even going to pretend that I know who Sia is other than some singer whose CD with the weird cover tended to be at the Starbucks counter a lot. But if you do and are in London (England, not Ohio) or parts thereabout, then you can win the opportunity to sit next to the stage during her concert and knit a patch.

Seriously, I didn't make that up.