In knitting news

While in line at the grocery store I noticed a magazine with a cover announcing that Sandra Bullock was "stabbed in the heart". Since I've heard nothing about her being physically attacked, I assume this is in reference to the end of her marriage about a year ago. A year ago! Even if this stuff interests you, is there really anything new here?

Of course, there seems to be no celebrity gossip too small or over-reported to make the rounds. Since I'm grasping at straws for something today, I lower myself to the same level: Jennifer Aniston is a knitter.