Knit long and prosper

Would you like to buy a Spock monkey?

A contest-winning knitter gets profiled on TV news for her Star Trek twist on the traditional sock monkey. My impression is that the show, movies, etc. is fairly popular with crafty types, so coming up with such a project is a smart way to help stack the deck in one's favor.

"But she does have a rather delicate hobby." Yes, thankfully there are plenty of fainting couches to go around in yarn shops and when I attend knit night.